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Programming Meme Thread
By AkibAzmain, history, 12 months ago, In English

As the ProgrammerHumor subreddit is taken down to protest against Reddit's decision, I'm opening this thread for everyome to find and post memes. Because we love memes.

Please post memes as top level comments to this blog. A comment should contain exactly one meme, first the meme title (optional) followed by the meme. If your meme is NSFW, put it inside a spoiler, otherwise please don't use spoiler. If you want to add any note (e.g. attribution), please put it in a spoiler after the meme. You can discuss the memes by replying on their respective comments.

Any meme is on-topic, as long as it is related to competitive programming, or programming in general.

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Speedforces is the best

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Same is also true for sleep deprivation... xkcd Ballmer Peak

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I know there are a lot of yo momma joke here

Yo momma so fat she doesn't fit in long long

Yo momma so fat you have to calculate her modulo 1000000007

Yo momma so fat she be doing the heavy-heavy decomposition

Yo momma so fat when you do binary search on her you get a TLE

Enough, now

Some pickup lines:

Are you a segment tree? Because I can set your boyfriend to myself.

Are you an isolated node, because I think we should become connected component

Are you monotonic, because your looks keep increasing

Now some inapropriate ones:

Can you do DSU to me? (Answer is open to free interpretation)

Are you a graph? Because I want to depth first search you

Are you a set? Because I want to insert my chi...

Are you a vector, because I want to push back

Are you a prime number? Becuse not only you can divide your legs, I am the one who can divide them too.

You seem like you know maths, what do you think about adding you and me, subtracting our clothes, dividing your legs and multiplying.

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    best jokes ever.Congrulations.Cheers.I love you.Popusicu ti ga

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